Ghetto Life

What is Ghetto Life?


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Where you and three other friends order from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Then all four of you take out your change and you barely have enough to get one of those huge 69 cents sodas.

Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?

Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?

Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?

Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.

Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.

Customer: Okay! I'll get that!

Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.

Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.

Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!

Customer One: But I still don't have enough...

Customer Four: Here I got some change.

*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*

That is the way of ghetto life.

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