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to be honest, i can't be fucked.
person 1: oh my god i got two tickets to go to a U2 concert, wanna go with me?
me: tbh, i cbf be..
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The doctrine within medical practitioner circles of over prescribing the drug Prozac as an easy cure-for-all alternative to traditional ..
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The moldy crap you find in the back of the fridge when you least expect it.
Hey ma, you are such a hunk of meat.
See meat, mah, fridge..