Ghetto-bird Edit Meaning

1. Alternative word for "update", this one fits much better. Can you please give me an updation on the situation..

1. the coolest thing to ever happen to culture. sure, they're undead, evil, and raging brain-eaters... but hey, they're fantastic..

1. using condoms for entirely safe sex! Last night we ucfessed, birth control pills were entirley out of the question!..