Ghettobird Edit Meaning

1. The fear of being sexy. You know you have maiphobia when you want to be ugly and unattractive...

1. When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs..

1. The step before really really gay. More of a "wtf is he doing?" kind of gay than a flaming queer eye for the straight guy kind..