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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.
"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit...
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a non-exsisting dick. A girl might use this term.
"Kara: gawdd hes so annoying"
"Ashley: mehh he can suck my invisible ..