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When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection
"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser mons..
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Not wearing underwear.
The jockeys are in the wash. I'm going indian...
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Having a hangover after getting drunk on cheap, low quality booze.
I stayed home from work because I got bit by a donkey
See bit, donk..
