What is Ghost Dad?
1.
to force your spiritual form through the receiver of a phone and through phone lines to reappear on the other end during a conversation to choke the person you are speaking with or to beat them in some other fashion in response to something they either said or did.
During a phone call:
James: I fucked your younger sister while she blew your other best friend. Plus we taped it and put it on the world wide web.
Doug: Motherfucker, I will Ghost Dad your ass.
James: What?
Doug travels through the phone lines to choke the shit out of James.
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2.
To release flatulence; to fart. Derived from discussing pooping (a.k.a. dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool). Because Bill Cosby also starred in the movie Ghost Dad, the verbal adaptation just seems natural (no pun intended).
After eating an entire family value meal at taco bell by myself, I let the largest Ghost Dad this haunted house has ever experienced.
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3.
A derogatory term that applies to black people. Derived from the 1990 film "Ghost Dad" starring Bill Cosby. It can be used in place of more harsh and well known terms when speaking directly to a person of dark skin in order to instill a sense of confusion while, if spoken with correct emphasis and dictation, still cause feelings of anger and offense. It is also important to note that it should be used in dialogue with respectable black men who have jobs or wear suits, not the "Gangsta Thug" type.
Hey Ghost Dad! Get me a beer!
Look Ghost Dad, I dont have exact change, now DRIVE THE BUS!
Alright Ghost Dad I've had enough. Let me speak to the manager!
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