Ghost Job

What is Ghost Job?


1.

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"

Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!

See geej, ghosty, gj

2.

Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.

I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.

See ghost, blow job, head

3.

An erection that has no real cause. There was no fantasizing, no touching, rubbing, etc. You just get an erection.

Nick: God dude! I was in church and I got the biggest ghost job ever!

Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...

See ghost, job, handjob, blowjob

4.

Receiving a blow job from either an Irish, Scottish, British or albino girl.

I was at McGreggor's last night and I got a ghost job from this awesome 2.5.

See blow job, albino, koi job, hand job, goat job

5.

The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.

Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.

See hand job, ghost, second base, job


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