What is Ghost Poop?
1.
The king of all poops, in which when one goes to wipe one's nether regions after letting one fly, one discovers much to one's surprise that THERE IS NOTHING ON THE PAPER. The single most satisfying bowel movement that man is capable of.
1: What are you smiling about?
2: Oh nothing, just had...a ghost poop!
1: *stunned silence*
2.
a poop that mysteriously disappears after plopping into the toilet
3.
Where you need to go to the bathroom so bad thAT THat you could die. You sit on the toilet and.......
1........the poop disapears
2........you think your pooping then go to flush the toilet and nothings there.
3........ you had a misterious ghost poop
4........or your butt hole is just cloged
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4.
styrofoam packaging peanuts
"I opened up the box and before I knew it there was ghost poop all over the floor."
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