Ghost Wipe

What is Ghost Wipe?


1.

the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.

After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.

2.

Twenty or thirty minutes after you answer the call of nature you return to the restoom to wipe one more time just to make sure you are clean.

I thought you just used the restroom? I did, I just had to do a ghost wipe before we left.

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