What is Ghost Wipes?
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The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.
"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."
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Precursor to sewing up your asshole and then feeding you, feeding you, and feeding you.
Ima Fuckin, Ima Fucking, sew up your asshole, a..
