Ghost Wood

What is Ghost Wood?

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

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