What is Ghost Wood?
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When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.
Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"
Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."
Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"
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A way to get somewhere bypassing toll booths, usally very out of the way
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