Ghost Wood

What is Ghost Wood?

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

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Nectoslap

1. The action of slapping someone one with a nectarine. "Ken was being a douche, so I nectoslapped that bitch." See slap, necta..

Xyerblork

1. Thanks, Your Welcome, ok and good bye. Guy 1: Hey can you quick fix this thing? Guy 2: I got it fixed Guy 1: Thanks, Guy 2: xyerblor..

Oow

1. Abbreviation for Out Of Wedlock. I heard through some message board, that so and so race has a 70% oow birth rate. See oow, out of wed..

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