What is Ghosturbating?
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When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.
"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"
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Noun. Conjugation of the words pork and apocalypse. The sad state of affairs when the swine, probably zombified, shall inherit the world..