What is Ghosturbating?
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When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.
"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"
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(Verb) Trying to make everything as fun as possible, even when things are going bad.
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