Gi Jesus

What is Gi Jesus?

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A real american hero GI Jesus is there! GI Jesus is responsible for winning both world wars, all wars won by the United States, and for kicking the ass of all religious fanatics. He also grants salvation and immortality to anyone who believes he is their messiah. He allowed himself to be captured by the Romans, so that he could die for all the screwed up stuff we do. His spirit continues to fight today for the United States, agianst anyone who thinks they can defeat the good old USA.

- Hey Osama, GI Jesus is going to blow you straight to hell and then leave you there to burn for all eternity.

See jesus, gi, gi joe, military, salvation, god, war, freedom, love, usa, united states, bible, Star Destroyer
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