What is G.i. Joe?
1.
Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.
"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."
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2.
(n). Coffee so acidic, of poor quality, or of extreme dark roast, that it upsets one's digestive tract.
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Oh, man. My tummy is killing me. That last back of G.I. Joe really put my stomach in knots.
"Hey man, you wanna meet up at Starbucks?"
"That's a negative. How about we go to Dunkin Donuts instead?"
"OK".
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