Giant Ambush Beetle

What is Giant Ambush Beetle?


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When something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. The only way a Ambush Beetle can be stopped is with a well timed INCINERATE (!), which in turn can be countered by a Mark of Asylum.

*Giant Ambush Beetle crawls out of drain*

Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!

Chris: ... SHIT!

Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!

Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(

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