Gib Alert

What is Gib Alert?


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Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.

Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."

Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"

Driver: "Where?!"

*car crash*

*Sig alert*

See breasts, chp, alert, honkers


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