Gib Alert

What is Gib Alert?


1.

Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.

Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."

Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"

Driver: "Where?!"

*car crash*

*Sig alert*

See breasts, chp, alert, honkers


28

Random Words:

1. to be beaten up by police for a stupid reason. "That dude got straight ske'd just for taking a tag, man! See ske, ske'd..
1. Also known as fathers rubber boyfriend. Describes a plastic turky baster used to insert water into the rectum and clean out the bowels ..
1. 1. The original native name for the island that comprises the Dominican Republic and Haiti. In the Taino culture it stands for "Tie..