What is Gib Alert?
1.
Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.
Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*
See
Random Words:
1.
a super hot pornstar that makes me want to masteruabate a lot
boy, that inari vachs is so hot, today she came over and we had the sex!!..
1.
To masturbate; applies to males or females.
Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk.
See mastur..
1.
A short, one word conjunction for the phrase "No shit, Shurlock".
Jack: It's all flashy, man...
Erika: Shurlockage, you..