What is Gib Alert?
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Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.
Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*
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A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.
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What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.
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