Gibraltar

What is Gibraltar?


1.

A British territory which is a peninsula on the southern tip of Europe, unfortunately attached to Spain.

Strategically connects the Mediterranean Sea and the Atlantic Ocean between Europe and Northern Africa.

Gibraltar was captured by Arabs in 711 and passed to the Spanish in 1462.

Great Britain took control in 1704 during the War of the Spanish Succession, and although Spain has made repeated claims to regain the territory they will never succeed as the Gibraltarians (also known as llanitos) are 99% opposed to shared sovereignty of any kind and wish to remain British Forever!

Population: 31,874.

Solid as the Rock of Gibraltar

Gibraltar - British forever

See Keira

2.

A rock on the end of Spain. Spanish Border Gaurds are notoriously harsh on Gringo Tourists who try to smuggle a few thousand ciggies accross.

I hate that short blonde woman who works on the border. Next time she stops me I shall rape her after work.

See Gumba Gumba

3.

Geographically part of Spain but actually owned by the UK.

Hardly surprising that it annoys some spanish people.

Gibraltar. A place where unarmed freedom fighters can get shot in the back.


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