What is Gibson?
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A manufacturer of acoustic, electric, and bass guitars. Parent Company of the once independant Epiphone. Famous For the Les Paul, played by guitarists such as Zakk Wylde, The SG, played by Angus Young, the Flying V, played by Jimi Hendrix before his untimely death in 1969, and the ES series, played by Chuck Berry. Known for very high prices, but with a stong reputation for quality and consistency.
I Recently bought a new Gibson guitar online.
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After a high five, when going in for the fist bump, opening your hand at last moment and grabbing your unsuspecting freind's fist.
*Gibson*
Guy 1: "You got Gibsoned, son!"
Guy 2: "You son of a bitch, I'll kill you!"
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when you get a raw spot on your cock; this could occur from too much masterbation, or perhaps a stripper rubbing your crotch vigorously.
Scott went to Scores last night and Uma rubbed him a gibson.
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Street slang for a cocaine-coated dildo.
Originating in the gay community of San Francisco in the 1990s, gibsons have recently become somewhat more popular among other American subcultures. It is rumored that the term is named after Mel Gibson and was first used as joke referencing Gibson's various homophobic outbursts.
Debbie: Rachel, don't tell anybody, but Brad and I have been using gibsons almost every night this semester.
Rachel: Debbie! You promised me you were going to give up cocaine! Can't you just use a regular dildo?
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Someone in the
Tom: Jamie, he's a right Gibson.
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Best sounding guitars in the world. Made in Nashville, TN.
My 1959 Gibson Les Paul standard has an amazing tone.
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1. Fountain of poorly-dictated knowledge
2. Mainframe
Before we begin our quest, we must consort with the Gibson, who will serve as an oracle on our journey.
OMG!! STFU or I will hAx0r j00r gibson!!
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