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To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is wha..
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To be assaulted with a croissant
John: Bitch, I'm a minute away from throwing a croissant in your face!
Bitch: Please don't ..
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The act of receiving oral sex from an individual that wears a paper bag over their head due to their hideously ugly face. Very satisfyi..