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streaks of jizz left on porcelain after a hearty wank
Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in th..
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The 10 commandments of fucking off your life to play runescape properly;
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 se..
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The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.
I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function...
