Gifity

What is Gifity?

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Contrary to the "MILF" - A Gifity stands for "Girl I'd Fuck In Two Years" - If you are really sick, it could be Ten or Twenty Years

Damn, did you see those gifity's at the Dairy Queen or:

Shit Billy, Your niece is a gifity

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