Gift Edit Meaning

1.

The period or better the curse. You cannot see, but for sure you can feel the inverted commas on it.

Most appropriately, a "gift" from Mother Nature: for girls, a confirmation of her sick sense of humour.

I got my gift when I was shopping, great.

ahhhhh take it away .... pokes gift .... its not going away is it?.... :( why mother nature why !!!!

my gift finally arrived but on the worst day. cheers.

ive just ad my gift thanks not one of my fav pressies!!! lol

See period, vagina, curse, mother nature, monthly gift, gifted, blood, menstruation, pms, on the rag, bitch

2.

Cool, sick, tight, off the chain, etc. Irish slang

Your new whip is gift.

3.

Also: G.I.F.T.

See Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Person 1: Wow, what a fine example of GIFT in action; he managed not only to use 15 contradictory racial slurs in a row, but he misspelled 10 of them.

See The Baron

4.

a hypothetical situation used to trick someone into believing something kinda ridiculous

jimmy: you can eat poker chips?

kappy: oh my god, how did you buy that gift?

5.

G.I.F.T.

Grandma I'd Fuck Tonight.

Whether her and her kids are sluts at a young age or you're just really into wrinkles, her shaggy poon is a Gift to you.

"I don't care how many little bastards she's got, I'd still pound that Gift's decrepit old ass."

See gift, grandma, milf, fuck

6.

Grandma I'd fuck twice...

My ex-girlfriends mom is a gift..

"my brothers neighbors wife is a gift...."

"Whats that?"

A grandma I'd fuck twice....

See grandma, neighbor, gift, wife

7.

egotistical, a person who thinks they're Gods GIFT to the world.

That guy is such a gift.