Gift Of The Magi

What is Gift Of The Magi?


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Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.

Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.

Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!

Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.

Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.

See magi, scat, scat porn

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Origin: As historically performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass. As with all real sexual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.

Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.

Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!

Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.

Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.

See scat, shit, magi, sex


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