Gifted Edit Meaning

1.

Getting your period. Being "gifted" doesn't take any great talent though. You become gifted when that bitch Mother Naturedrops a period on you.

Sorry sugarpie, no sweet stuff tonight: I'm gifted.

Beware i'm gifted, i can legally kill someone

See monthly gift, mother nature, period, pms, menstruation

2.

used by those 'in the know' to denote high intelligence and general smart-ass ness

rah, gifted and talented, rah? i went to uni when i was 3, i'm so gifted

3.

used to describe your lovers exceptional abilities in bed.

Sean's girlfriend bragged about how gifted he was.

See Captain Unicorn

4.

Combination of nice ass and boobs

That Carmen Electra is gifted man! Nice tight ass and boobs

See Drew

5.

Referes to a person who regularly follows-through on a fart.

To "Gift" someone is to poo whilst farting in someone's house or on their property.

A person who "gifts" is referred to as

"Gifted"

"He gifted the front seat of my car!"

"He gave in the hallway whilst wearing a bathtowel"

See gifted, gift, gave, giver, given

6.

To leave a large turd in the toilet for the next person to flush. The "gifter" usualy takes the used toilet paper with them to maximize the effect and puts the lid down for the suprise.

I gifted my roommate this morning. He screamed when he lifted the toilet lid.

See toilet trout, toilet turd

7.

A left-handed ginger minger.

yer wan there, she's gifted