Gift-wraped Alaskan Log

What is Gift-wraped Alaskan Log?

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you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

See alaskan, condom, dick, cunt

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