Gigantic Cow Dildo

What is Gigantic Cow Dildo?

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A gigantic cow dildo is a rocket-shaped object featured on the Discovery Channel's "Dirty Jobs" series with Mike Rowe. The gigantic cow dildo is usually inserted in a bulls anus which forces the bull to ejaculate. Many celebrities have since ordered these dildos, including but not limited to George W. Bush, Paris Hilton, Michael Jackson and Dmitriy Medvedev. "These dildoes are of very fine quality," George W. Bush said on a press-conference in Germany where he participated in the shooting of the German gay porn movie "Arschlochen 3" "I enjoyed every second while using it. I like to set it to maximum voltage, it feels very nice."

Angela Merkel inserted a gigantic cow dildo in her vagina and screamed "Yes, George, harder, harder"

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