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When your trying to watch your tv show..but it's bombarded with commercials, so you end up watching more commercials then your tv s..
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The best snack... for a yak!
Alex: ELY! I'm hungover and it's 3pm... make me an oeuf-croissant? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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My attempt at being a wise-ass.
Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!
See Johnny Pseudonym..