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the two scariest things ever conceived by man. Zombies, and Clowns.
If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You..
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Someone who breakes into anothers house, colgs their toilet, then makes off with their plungers.
When I got back from vacation, I disco..
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To do or say anything that will get you laid.
I had to throw work at her all night before I got lucky.
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