What is Gigli?
1.
Is to 2003 what Battlefield Earth was to 2000 and Swept Away was to 2002. A badly-made sex comedy starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez that few people have actually seen, but will still vouch as "worst movie of the century" because it's the cool thing to do.
"What movie should we see tonight?"
"Well, let's see ... Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and Gigli."
"Ugh, Gigli?! That's the worst movie EVER!"
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2.
something that sucks
Oh man, Mike dumped you, that giglis!
3.
(N.) The ABSOLUTE, undisputed "Worse Movie of the Century." The 2003 Swept Away. Makes How to Deal and From Justin to Kelly look like Spider Man and X2. Actually made me go on vacation from work. (thebridgecinema/) People keep demanding and protesting for Gigli to be taken out of the theaters. Actually WORSE THAN KANGAROO JACK! Now Ben and J-Ho have to publically apologize to the nation for such a diaster. It's only bright side is it's power to reunited people with a common hatred.
Swept Away isn't worth paying money for. Gigli isn't worth BEING paid money for. As "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" said on August 6th, 2003: "Drugs is bad, but it ain't nothing to compared to Gigli. Kids, it's your life, Don't See Gigli."
4.
The Most Horrible Movie in the History of Movie Making History.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have proven to be retards and very bad actors with the movie Gigli.
Gigli has caused the whole theater audience to go on a strike to get back their movie money paid for Gigli.
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1. A truly awful romantic comedy about lesbians and retards, starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.
2. To suck really bad.
1. Yo dawg, Gigli is now officially the worst movie of all time over at the IMDB!
2. Man, that Gigli movie giglies!
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a vagina because it is a stinker, just like the movie
That girl's gigli smells like fish.
I saw Jill's gigli.
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I have to immediately give it a 2 out of 10 right off the bat for not being the absolute worst movie I have ever seen; "Disturbing Behavior", "Cool as Ice", and "Leprechan in the Hood" are all far worse. Also, give it a 3 for Affleck at least making the best of the horrible script Martin Brest has given him, as well as for the Pacino/Walken cameos. But that's as nice as I'll be; it's pretty bad.
To say nothing of J.Lo's huge, bulbous ass.
