Gila Monster

What is Gila Monster?


1.

A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.

"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."

"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."

"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"

See gila monster, ugly, woman, fugly, hag

2.

a creature of pure torture or pleasure depending on it's usage. most commonly found to be residing within the denim confines of eric bana's pants. when venturing out of said confines, it prefers warm, moist caverns and is known to burrow deep within these trenches for comfort.

will attack if provoked.

"keep your gila monster away from my girlfriend!"

See gila choke, gila, eric bana, endowment

3.

A person whose language is toxic; A person known for spouting fallacies he renowns to be true. See also Bullshit Artist

Oh, no...here comes Robert. "who" You know, the Gila Monster

See bullshit artist, gila monster, bullshitter, bullshit, liar


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