What is Gilbert?
1.
a strange rapist or petafile that seems to oggle children.
Spenser, I saw this gilbert at the elementary school playground with a pair of binoculars.
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2.
A devilish romancer with knowledge of his charming good looks, a dancefreak who always has a new dance partner.
Never commits. Always texting or myspacing a new lady every minute. Always gives one or 2 word replys.
So i was dancing with
Gilbert last night and he was totallytexting some other girl when i tried having a conversation with him! He's such a dancefreak i walked away once and he was already dancing with my cousin!
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3.
A common nickname for kids from Minnesota. Not to be confused with the word Gildo although both go hand in hand. Typically Gilberts cannot pronounce common words like nickel and they often sound like they are saying neckle due to a Northern accent.
Kenny: Gilbert can I borrow a nickel for the pop machine?
Gilbert: Sure mate, I have a neckle I can spare. Let me go in my pocket and get you one.
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4.
A small town in Northern Minnesota where its pretty straight up gangsta.
So where u live?
In Gilbert.
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5.
colloqiual term refferening to the male genitalia derrived form the oddly shaped penis in the art work of Gilbert and George.
Becky says: " always check the gilbert before commiting."
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6.
a freak who goes to buena park high
also used to call someone a faggot, turtle, pidgeon, martian, or other (alien)
usually has an egg shaped head or chode
smells like onions/garlic (actually sweats it)
usually can be spotted with cum shot on forehead
"shut up gil"
"beep bop"
"martin is such a gilbert"
"omg if i looked like gilbert, I'd kill myself"
"do you know gilbert?"
"you mean that guy that smells like onions?"
"yeah"
"YEAH!"
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7.
"John, you've got a big gilbert hanging off your nose"
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