Gilbertology

What is Gilbertology?


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The name given to Gilbert Arenas' unorthodox behavior both on and off the court. His antics have included:

using jersey number "0" because he was told in high school that he would get 0 minutes at Arizona.

while with the Warriors, he once took a shower at half time in full uniform. Before every game he would take a teammate's jersey and hide it in the locker room to make them look for it. Warriors teammate Adonal Foyle called him a "lunatic," and Troy Murphy said he used to lick or put baby powder on donuts he was forced to deliver to the team as a prank.

Arenas has played online poker during the halftime of games, instead of resting or preparing for the second half.

On road trips, he will often eschew team outings on the town in favor of sitting in his room, ordering products from infomercials, such as a colon cleanser.

he prefers sleeping on the couch over his bed, and that he once ate 12 cheeseburgers while on a road trip with the Wizards in Canada.

during the 2003-04 season, Arenas tried to vote himself into the All-Star game, trading a pair of shoes and a jersey for a box of ballots

"why did Gilbert cut the tops of my dress shoes?"

"thats just gilbertology for you"

See gilbert, arenas, basketball, gilbertology, washington, wizards, d.c, nba


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