What is Gilbertsville?
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A small town in Pennsylvania between Boyertown and New Hanover. Usually embarrassing to say where you live because you need to say how many minutes away you are from Zern's, the farmers market. Used to be a generally well-mannered town but eventually became plagued by migrating dope smokers from Boyertown. Mainly populated by rednecks, druggies, and wannabe gangsters. An optimal town to be referred to when one is famous and says that they came from a little town in the middle of nowhere.
Where do you live?
In Gilbertsville.
Where's that?
You've heard of Zern's?
Yeah...
Like two mintues away from that.
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