Gilflurted

What is Gilflurted?

Horribly damaged/injured.

That Smith kid got himself gilflurted last week. They said the fire dept couldn't find his nutsack or left eye in the wreckage.

See fubar, hammered dogshit, fucked up, mangled, destroyed

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