What is Gill St. Bernard's?
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N. An extremely wealthy and affluent private K-12 school located in Gladstone, New Jersey. Extremely small, Gill is known for its unseemingly tiny population of sheltered rich kids with popped collars and Birkenstocks, who leave high school well versed in the menu at Dunkin Donuts, the seasonal colors for Lacoste's fall season, how to be an incredible elitist, and every crevice of the Bridgewater Commons and Far Hills Malls. Nonetheless, a small population of Gill is composed of stoners and hippies with rich grandfathers who pay for their educations. Cocaine and marijuana are drugs of choice.
She attended Gill St. Bernard's for fourteen years, then went to Rutgers/Drew, then lived off of Daddy's money for the rest of her life.
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One of few places in North America where snowballs are fatal, untucked shirts will condemn you, and fun comes to die. But fortunatly, we did produce bobby papazian.
Preppy Kid: Where should we go if we want to look rich, not throw snowballs, and kill off fun?
Another Preppy Kid: I'm way ahead of you. I already have our names on the extensive waiting list for Gill St. Bernard's.
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An extremely affluent, small, private K-12 school located in Gladstone, NJ. Made up of 72 acres, it has 2 streams, horses, two gymnasiums, and facilities you would see at a college. Sheltered rich kids go here and are all too caught up with grades and having the best designer wear. "Partying" is not what normal teenagers would call it, but Gill kids think its hardcore anyway. Our soccer team is godly, along with tennis, cross-country, and basketball. Not to mention our theater department kicks ass too with numerous Rising Star awards from the Papermill Playhouse. The "Hockenbury" building has a student cafe/lounge and library that has a fireplace and lounge area, stained glass on the book shelves, and laptops for student use. Basically, you can't go here unless you are loaded. Classes end mid-May and then you have "unit" which can mean traveling to a foreign country for 2 weeks and staying in nice hotels (nothing low class for us). Kids here are typical private school kids, naive and living off of daddy's money, never having to work a day. Gill kids know how to work the system though, so watch out.
Tom: Where do you go to school?
Jim: I go to Gill St. Bernard's, of course.
Tom: You mean that rich school? Damn I wish I could go there, but I'm not rich enough or smart enough!
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