What is Gill-a-mbré?
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Pronounced jill-ah-embréy
a type of sexually suggestive ritual dance that invokes the great powers of logical thinking and muscle flexing and yoga to give the performer(s) extraordinary insight into music, school work, work in general, and the frequently lost art of making exquisite stir-fry. It works best when used the night before you write an exam, ask someone to marry you, or decide to make Chinese food. The dance MUST be done by 1 or three or more people, NEVER TWO (2).
It was created by two odd girls who tried to carry out a voodoo ritual, but instead ended up being turned into a voodoo ritual.
NOTE: THIS DANCE MUST BE DONE NAKED AND AT 12:35am IN ORDER TO ENSURE SUCCESS.
chick: "Hey, that girl Gillian got like 110% on the exam! And her best friend Amber made some AWESOME stiryfry that same afternoon!"
dude: " NO WAY!, they must've danced the gill-a-mbré in order to pull that off! THAT IS SOOOOOOOO BEHF!"
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