What is Gillian Clarke?
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A poor excuse for a poet. Widely derided for use of obvious and poor imagery (see example), and for general all-round shitness.
(And she can't spell Vodafone).
Gillian Clarke can't be good. Listen to this poor excuse for poetry:
"The mouse curls in agony big as itself
and the star goes out in its eye."
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