What is Gilmour Academy?
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Gilmour Academy is aa Co-ed college preparatory school located in Gates Mills, Ohio. The students excel in Ice Hockey and Speech & Debate. Gilmour's main athletic rival is University School down the road even though everyone knows that kids from US suck dick for a living. Gilmour kids generally don't party hard..but they think they do and parties often break up because of "Cop Scares" a phenomenom that is unique to the academy where everyone at the party thinks the cops have arrived because another car rolls up the driveway and the party clears out. The Gilmour Academy prep hockey team is nationally ranked but is made up of a bunch of pussies. They think they run shit then they realize that no one knows thinks they are dirt. Gilmour Academy is the kind of school where the administration thinks they can get people in trouble for what they did on the weekends, where students drink before classes because they suck so much and the girls are huge teases.
Kid #1: Where do you go to school?
Kid #2: I go to Gilmour Academy and I play prep hockey, I think I am sweet and girls like me.
Kid #1: Dude the prep hockey team used to be raw but now its just a bunch of fags. And I've hooked up with all the Girls at Gilmour...they are so easy.
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