What is Gimlet?
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The act of trying to catch sperm in one's own eye socket, or chin dimple, whilst masturbating.
From the relatively unknown Buddhist semi-state of Goomlut - a feeling of enormous self satisfaction; a sense of accomplishment; smugness if you will.
Good Morning Sir, I'm afraid I won't make it into the office this morning, I threw my back out whilst attempting Gimlet. Never mind Rupert, I'll see you in the club at lunch time.
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