Gimme A Kiss!

What is Gimme A Kiss!?


1.

For the love of Christ, do you really need a definition for this?

The guy asked the Hooter's waitress for a kiss. He went home with another hole in his ass.

2.

What you shout to somebody you like, either as a joke or as a way to get a kiss.

-Gimme a kiss!

-Ok

*kissing noises*

3.

A fun game designed in the Garden State. To play read on.

Materials:

Lemon, Safety Scissors, Wood Plank

First, take the safety scissors and bang them upon the wooden plank until they break and are potentially lethal. Then, grab the next Australian person you see and slash his achilles tendon. Retrieve bowie knife from his person. With the bowie knive, tear out lemon meat leaving only the peel. Finally chase people around with it

(making its lips move, and shout, "Gimme a kiss!) at random. Enjoy immensely.

Not tonight Oliver, everytime we play Gimme a kiss you end up going to jail and i have to wait until after the trial to experience illegal bottom pleasure.


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