Gimme Some Splenda

What is Gimme Some Splenda?


1.

Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.

Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.

Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.

Boyfriend: Hey “babe” gimme some splenda

Girlfriend: *Slap

Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)

See give, me, sugar, splenda, kiss, dumping


50

Random Words:

1. (noun) another term for circle jerk. "Those prep-school boys were having a round pound when the housemaster burst in. They were p..
1. A person, male or female, wich you be a giant jerk. This person is such a jerk they are the equivilant to a bag full of jerks, wich in t..
1. The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. ..