Gimpaired

What is Gimpaired?

(adjective): So battered on alcohol/drugs that, when attempting a simple task, one's basic functions are impaired, often in a comical way.

He was so gimpaired he couldn't even speak, let alone stand up.

See battered, gimp, sober, losing

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