Gimpaired

What is Gimpaired?

(adjective): So battered on alcohol/drugs that, when attempting a simple task, one's basic functions are impaired, often in a comical way.

He was so gimpaired he couldn't even speak, let alone stand up.

See battered, gimp, sober, losing

Gawknoculars

1. binoculars; for the sole purpose of gawking at chicks from a distance. "dude, hand me the gawknoculars, I think there is a hottie ..

Yukon Picklefork

1. Also known as the shocker, this phrase describes a sexual act in which the index finger is inserted into a woman's vagina and the p..

Round The Clock

1. All the time...24-7. Poor old Max was working 'round the clock' on his new project. That guy has 'round the clock'..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Gimpaired Edit Meaning