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In reference to unsavory women, telling them to get a dildo into them.
Woman: You're pretty fine why don't we hang out someti..
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First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, bu..
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the shoes you put on in order to go out and get wasted.
Gentlemen, put on your drinking shoes; the beer has arrived and it's time ..