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Wannabe Bad Ass Mother Fucker.
He's a real W.B.A.M.F.
See wannabe, poser..
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A coffee or donut shop, especially one with a counter.
They're called one-arm joints because you only need one-arm to eat.
See sq..
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an email attatchment
"I sent you the lab as an assmountain"
"Hey, Bob, did you get that assmountain of the TPS reports?..