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1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
I'm wearing my poon ..
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When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows ..
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Thought to be the legendary, ultimate STD. Mentioned in almost every religion's rendition of the Apocalypse.
And the Lord sayeth..