Gingervitus

What is Gingervitus?


1.

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.

Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!

Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.

See ginger, ginger kid, disease, red hair, red head, freckles, light skin

2.

A disease, normally affecting women, whereby the sufferer finds herself inexplicably and totally attracted to men with red or "ginger" hair. The disease, which has no known cure as of yet, is normally acquired after one has a severe infatuation with a particularly attractive and sexy ginger, leading the sufferer to believe ALL red-heads are equally attractive.

Girl 1: OMG i have a bad case of the gingervitus, i keep seeing ridiculously sexy redheads everywhere i go! i don't know what to do!

Girl 2: Ah the same thing has been happening to me ever since i saw that sexy beast Rupert Grint in Harry Potter and the half blood prince.

See ginger, hair, sexy, disease, rupert grint, harry potter, mofee

3.

The unfortunate occurance of having light skin, red hair of any shade, and freckles. I am talking of course, of ginger kids. Those poor, unlucky kids.

But if you just have red hair, you are a daywalker

Sammie: Dude, look at that ginger kid!

Hailey: Yeah, looks like he has a BAD case of Gingervitus!

See ginger, daywalker, ginger kids, ginger kid, unlucky

4.

A plague on mankind, a ginger is a genetically inferior race of peoples with red hair and freckles who have no sole.

Wir müssen die Ginger ausrotten

There is no other cure for gingervitus

See ginger, evil, bad, exterminate, day walker

5.

GINGERVITAS is a disease that attacks the hair of its victims and turns them into gingers but does not produce the full effects of gingers only the super ginger hair color, and it is recomended that the victim is palish, cuz tan gingers are icky

Jenyy- OMG! SHE HAS FUCKING GINGERVITUS!

JONNY- no she doesnt she just got heer hair dyed

Jenny- yea meaning she has gingervitus

See ginger, redhead, awesome, gingie, evil

6.

A terrible disease that forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

CAUTION: STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE SUBMITED TO THIS DISEASE AS IT MAY BE CONTAGIOUS

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park(Season Nine).

Eric: Dude last night I was wasted and I hooked up with the ginger girl!

Mike: Oh my god! Stay away from me! You're gonna have gingervitus now!

See ginger, daywalker, freckles, red hair

7.

The condition of being ginger. Usually hereditary. The only way to stop the epidemic is to stop their procreation but due to their typical hidiousness they don't tend to get laid anyway

Poor cunt he has gingervitus


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