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a used tampon
As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag...
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Inherent, unintentional physical damage to property caused by Percy; damage estimated at an average of $4.99 per hour, or 8.3 cents per ..
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See old wise tale...
Bobby's Grandma: "Put on your coat or you'll catch pneumonia"
Little Bobby: "Nah ah Gran..