What is Giraffe?
1.
a female that can take a dick extremely far down the throat.
She has no gag reflex. I bet she's a giraffe!
2.
a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`
Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
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3.
Cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'.
"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."
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4.
The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.
"I wish I was born a giraffe."
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5.
a tall skinny women, that has a long neck, and very skinny legs.
"Dude that women belongs in the zoo with the rest of the giraffes"
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6.
When dancing "freaky" with a girl, the man (or women) reaches his head around and sucks face with the partner.
Derek giraffed Ali while she was grinding her sweet ass on his cock.
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7.
term used for 750ml 'Long Neck' bottle of beer
esp when drinking a draught beer
yo Nick dont worry!, Morgan is rounding up some Giraffes
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