Girk Edit Meaning

1.

any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

See Paul

2.

a girk is a nerd who has risen through the ranks of the nerds to become a head nerd or a super nerd. this means that a nerd who is considered by nerds to be a nerd is a girk

Nerd 1: Man Nerd 2 is such a girk

Nerd 3: yeh he got 3 extra credit points for knowing the answer to a question they do at university let alone in yr 9

3.

One who rests her head on peoples chests, feels their heartbeats, and then chops off their dicks

This girl from LA was a very good girk

See virgin, chicken, bear, oink

4.

A Sweater or Sellout, who has nothing better to do than talk trash on others. Usually having a high opinion of themselves.

1.) ClitCadaver and TommyDoom just called me a Girk waaaa =2.) "Look at that Girk over there, he think's he's so good"

3.) A group of Girks were sitting in the mall making fun of passers-by.

See girk, sweater, sellout, loser, tryhard, scene

5.

A mispelling for "girl" commonly made in instant messaging programs such as MSN. Can be used to refer to other females or males with feminine qualities.

"Has anyone seen Matty girk?"

"I finally met up with all you girks!"

See goog, yerah, lamo

6.

A girk is a DeborOH or a SarOH. 2 crazy mothOH fuckOH's

Curve girkage - nuff said

See gwab, girk, curvage

7.

To masterbate in a public place such as your friends house, in your school or at the worst place your girl friends house.

dude, he totally girked it in your bathroom!

See jack off, whack off, cummed