What is Girl?
1.
A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.
What a cute little girl!
2.
The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
3.
"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.
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4.
a creature i will never win over
I can't get this girl to love me.
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5.
A female child or a young woman.
An extremely impressive creature that has an ability to empathize and love from a very young age. Something that many men takes years to learn and fully grasp, or never learn at all.
Unfortunate victims of sexist "macho" males and foul pedophiles, who are just insecure coward-fucking arseholes with no souls who got beaten up/abused by their equally pathetic and cowardly dads when they were little.
Girls need lots of love.
That little girl is truly an angel.
Sexist people, get out of my way. Short-sighted, narrow-minded, condescending, chauvinistic hypocrites. You're all just a bunch of big babies. Let's not regress ourselves to the stone age.
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6.
Entinity coming in various types and with different specials each. Develops to
Evil (avoid! dangerous!):
This form will push you into a
Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems):
Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for
Heavenly (no problems here):
This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you in every possible way and won't ask anything of you in return. Extremely seldom but not extinct. Relationship duration can be increased by returning favors. Shows impressive amounts of
Warning:
A
Evil: My 2nd
girlfriend . A real witch! And I were stupid enough to fall for her... NEVER approach this type without taking precautions! Avoid contact if possible.
Common: Have a look around you in the city or at your school. Approximately 75% of the
girls can be considered as "common type".
Heavenly: You'll have to get to know lots of girls before you meet a "heavenly type" girl. Try nevertheless. It's worth the try. Difficult to spot easy to satisfy.
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7.
1.Street term used amongst drugdealers and
2.A young female;Oppisite of boy.
3.Simutaneously the BEST and the WORST
thing God created.
Definition 1:" You got any of that girl."
Definition 2:"That girl is too young to be out here this late."
:"This isn't girl, thats boy!"
Definition 3: NO EXAMPLE NEEDED